Sandra Bullock gets a makeover from Chola Girl


Sandra Bullock, before her chola makeover.

Sandra Bullock is finally getting her look fixed. And let’s face it; she’s been due for a makeover for a long time. All those classy dresses and heels were so played out. And getting old. Thankfully, George Lopez is there to rescue Sandra from her fashion rut – with the help of internet sensation Chola Girl. Radar describes chola as “regional Southern California slang for Latina gangster” but I see plenty of girls sporting this look in New York City. They’re a little more feminine with it here. I’m not saying they’re feminine, just more feminine than this girl. And the eyebrows are much, much higher, and normally applied with a Sharpie. It’s an intimidating look. Anyway, George and Chola Girl kindly helped Sandra out, and the results were awesome.

“America’s Sweetheart” Sandra Bullock morphed into a chola — which is regional Southern California slang for Latina gangster — on Lopez Tonight Tuesday, as the actress participated in a bit with another one of the show’s guests, Internet sensation Chola Girl.

The Speed star underwent a “chola makeover” on the show, wearing lots of makeup, a plaid shirt only buttoned at the top, grey Dickies and red shoes, with her hair teased in a Bride of Frankenstein-esque hairdo.

Chola Girl said, that in addition to the hair and clothes, the makeup was an integral part of the get-up.

“I did her lips because I wanted them to pop — like pop someone in the face!” Chola Girl said.

[From Radar]

The video is super funny – when Chola Girl first comes out, she critiques Sandra’s ensemble. Which frankly, is so trendy that we’ve come to accept the look, but when you think about it is sort of ridiculous. Anyway, Sandra’s in high heels and Chola Girl says her shoes are wrong, then asks “How you gonna run from the cops in those shoes?”

The very best part comes at the end, where Sandra’s showing off her new chola look, and she gives this menacing look that is dead-on. I can’t even pretend to explain it right, you just have to watch. I cannot tell you how many times that look has been leveled at me on the train. And I swear it is just as scary coming from Sandra Bullock as it is from a real chola.

Sandra after the makeover:

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